drop the pic. we'll tell you the truth — kindly, or not. you pick the temperature.
finally, someone in my pocket willing to tell me the jacket isn't working.
the roast made me laugh. then change. then laugh more.
coach mode read me like a magazine. i felt seen. i felt seen kindly.
it told me one of my shoes was loud. it was right. they were loud.
no questionnaires. no measurements. no "tell me about your style." just a photo and a vibe.
full-length, decent light, mirror or otherwise. no filter — we'll see right through it anyway.
10 seconds, tops.coach if you want notes and a redemption arc. roast if you want the truth read like a magazine column.
try both. we dare you.rating, brutal truth, color story, three actionable fixes, and a verdict you can show your group chat.
framed-worthy stuff.flip a switch and the whole tone changes. one feedback, two ways to hear it — depending on what you can take today.
a thoughtful read of your fit. notes you'd give a friend if you actually wanted to help them.
the verdict your group chat is too polite to type. front-page ruthless, surprisingly fair.
a continuously scrolling wall of recent verdicts. names changed. ratings real. roast levels honest.
"clean, but you're playing defense."
"this is the fit they remember after the answers."
"the shoes filed a missing persons report on your ankles."
"all-black is a statement, not a personality. you got both."
"mustard is a vibe. you wore it like a verdict."
"the office knows you're trying. the office doesn't know what."
"meeting won before you opened your laptop."
"bold is a compliment. this is a different word."
"clean, but you're playing defense."
"this is the fit they remember after the answers."
"the shoes filed a missing persons report on your ankles."
"all-black is a statement, not a personality. you got both."
"mustard is a vibe. you wore it like a verdict."
"the office knows you're trying. the office doesn't know what."
"meeting won before you opened your laptop."
"bold is a compliment. this is a different word."
three free fits a month, on the house. or unlimited everything for less than a bad oat-milk latte.
you pick the vibe: coach is honest-but-helpful, roast is front-page ruthless. the savagery dials itself in based on the fit — sometimes a 2-flame eye-roll, sometimes a 5-flame cease-and-desist. it's a comedy column, not a clinic.
straight up: your photo goes to our servers (AWS S3) and an AI model (OpenAI GPT-4 Vision) reads it to write the verdict. it isn't used to train anything. it isn't posted anywhere. you can delete it from the closet any time.
no. every verdict comes with a rating, an occasion read, a color palette + harmony score, item-by-item notes, and a list of fixes you can actually do. the vibes are just the wrapper.
screenshots are absolutely encouraged — group chats live for this. a built-in share card is on the list, not in the app yet.
then it's wrong. it's an opinion, not a court ruling. snap a clearer photo, try the other mode, or take the L — sometimes the shoes really were loud.
iOS and android, both live. links up top. one tap, free to start, three fits a month on the house.
your group chat is too kind. your mirror is too forgiving. we are neither.